‘Naughty’ D’Angelo Russell gets coal in his veins for Christmas

The Los Angeles Lakers are far from Black Mamba prowess as the current 11th seed among the Western Conference. However, their poor record hasn’t stopped the historically prominent Lakers from excessively celebrating and ending marriages along the way to a 12-22 record. The Lakers, led by 20-year-old D’Angelo Russell and 36-year-old coach Luke Walton, have…

Colin Kaepernick’s Afro Gets Loose, Makes Sack in 49er Loss

Saying that the San Fransisco 49ers have been having a tough 2016 season is more than gracious considering the team’s 1-11 record, refusal to stand during the national anthem, and pathetic weekly performance for the controversial quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, who seems to work so hard to bring attention to himself in order to encourage others…

Marshawn Lynch comes out of retirement after his character dies in Sims 3

The National Football League’s 2016 season has been filled with wild moments— Giant’s Wide Receiver Odell Beckham Jr. getting attacked by his kicking net, numerous Antonio Brown twerk-offs, and of course kicker Josh Brown denouncing his wife as a slave. It’s hard to imagine feeling like something is still missing with so much excitement going…